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Transformers - Age Of Extinction Movie Poster Review

TRANSFORMERS – AGE OF EXTINCTION

Starring – Mark Wahlberg, Nicola Peltz, Jack Reynor & Stanley Tucci

Extinction Scheduled For – June 27th, 2014

What the hell are they doing back on earth… This is the fourth time.

Did they leave a pair of shoes here?

If you’re trying to kill someone, don’t show up as a gigantic, spiny, soul-less intergalactic trash hauler.

A few splashes of red and blue paint and you look like one of the good guys. Wahlberg would be standing on the front porch waving.

Even sophisticated alien scanning technology can’t tell the difference between Mark Wahlberg and a vacant, three bedroom country home.

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